Announcement:
Team James is pleased to announce a relocation of offices. If one might have classified the previous locale as "austere," then similarly the new headquarters might be labeled "luxurious."
All staff members polled voted in favor of the change. In fact, one member was caught voting in the affirmative twice. That dishonest member was, regrettably, not disciplined. James labeled the transgression "enthusiastic," and demanded to "hear no more about it." Thus the matter was closed.
James will provide additional detail at a future date; presently he composes a related announcement.
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